Mrs. Sarah Montgomery

I really wanted this story to go on for a long time. It was BEYOND pathetic. I especially loved the 'obnoxious' living conditions. But, I think my early sarcasm turned them off.

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Scammer: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery (and kids)
Me: Hugh G. Reckshun and spouse

Here's our story...
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From: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2009 3:47:47 AM
Subject: GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Good day,

I am constrained to write you this letter because of the urgency. I am aware that this letter is quite indefinate and that this business proposal to you is strictly confidential but with due respect, Sorry at this perceived confusion or stress you may have received. However, Since we have not known ourselves or met previously.

By way of self introduction, I am Mrs. Sarah Montgomery, the wife of late H.B MONTGOMERY, formal director general in charge of the National sales of diamonds (DIAMOND RESERVE) Who died in the Sierra Leone civil disturbance [War]. My three daughters ,my step son and I are trapped in obnoxious custom and traditional norms. We have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of my late husband's family, simply because I did not bear a male child [heir apparent] for my late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband had, [wealth] belongs to his brothers/family.

And am surpposed to be remarried to his immediate younger brother which Ivehementlyrefused. They have taken all that I suffered with my husband to acquire including treasures, houses and his bank particulars seized by them . I wanted to escape to the United State of America [USA} with my children on exile, but again they conspired and stole my international passport and other traveling documents to further frustrate me. Thank God, two weeks ago, my late husband lawyer received Key Text Code [KTC} from a Security & Finance Company abroad in Dublin, that my late husband deposited $60 Million [SIXTY MILLION United States Dollars] cash, with this company.

It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone, a foreigner like you to help me receive/secure these consignment overseas after the consignment has been claim from the security company, you can assist me to deposit the funds in a reliable bank Account, (presumably a new current Bank Account, if available) and to help invest it on our behalf and make necessary arrangment for us to meet with you in your country.

These consignments are kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE" with the Security Company to avoid detection, seizure or diversion. My late husband's attorney have had several telephone discussions with the Assistant Director of the security company, who has expressed willingness to help me on meeting the company's demands. This is why I have contacted you to help save my children and I, receive these consignment on our behalf. Although, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if you help me, you wouldn't divert the funds. My children and I have resolved to give you 20% of the total sum.

This is all my children and I have got to live on. Please, I have reposed my confidence in you and hope you will not disappoint me. I look forward to your urgent response. Please for security reasons do reply to this email address : sarah_montgomery10@yahoo.se, including your private phone/mobile number and also your E_mail address for easier communication.

Stay blessed.
Mrs. Sarah Montgomery

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From: Hugh Reckshun
To: sarah_montgomery10@yahoo.se
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2009 5:55:27 PM
Subject: Re: GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Sarah,

Allow myself to introduce myself. My name is Hugh Reckshun. My wife (Herbertina) and I have just read your message and cannot believe the unpardonable conditions you and your children have been living.

Please allow us to assist you. We own a printing company that specializes in custom business forms, business cards, and business documentation. One of the services we impart is passport photos. If you could please send us a photo of yourself, we can probably make a passport for you (it is really quite easy since we have a special passport, business form).

Please let us know how we can be of service to you.

You may make contact with us any time at this e-mail address: hughreckshun@yahoo.com.

You have chosen wisely to repose your confidence in us.

We look forward to helping you,

Hugh G. and Herbertina X. Reckshun

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Author note: Now, for all of you who might think that these stories of woe are true, get a load of this. This pinhead actually sent me the same-ish message AGAIN!!! If you look at it closely, there are a few differences, but 99% of it is the same thing. He forgot that he already sent this to my account.
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From: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:17:00 AM
Subject: GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Good Day,

I am constrained to write you this letter because of the urgency. I am aware that this letter is quite indefinate and that this business proposal to you is strictly confidential but with due respect, Sorry at this perceived confusion or stress you may have received. However, since we have not known ourselves or met previously.

By way of self introduction, I am Mrs. Sarah Montgomery, the wife of late H.B MONTGOMERY, formal director general in charge of the National sales of diamonds (DIAMOND RESERVE) Who died in the Sierra Leone civil disturbance [War]. My three daughters, my step son and I are trapped in obnoxious custom and traditional norms. We have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of my late husband's family, simply because I did not bear a male child [heir apparent] for my late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband had, [wealth] belongs to his brothers/family.

And am surpposed to be remarried to his immediate younger brother which I vehemently refused. They have taken all that I suffered with my husband to acquire including treasures, houses and his bank particulars seized by them. I wanted to escape to the United State of America [USA} with my children on exile, but again they conspired and stole my international passport and other traveling documents to further frustrate me. Thank God, two weeks ago, my late husband's lawyer received Key Text Code [KTC} from a Security & Finance Company abroad in Dublin, that my late husband deposited $60 Million [SIXTY MILLION United States Dollars] cash, with this company.

It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone, a foreigner like you to help me receive/secure these consignment overseas after the consignment has been claim from the security company, you can assist me to deposit the funds in a reliable bank Account, (presumably a new current Bank Account, if available) and to help invest it on our behalf and make necessary arrangments for us to meet with you in your country.

These consignments are kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE" with the Security Company to avoid detection, seizure or diversion. My late husband's attorney have had several telephone discussions with the Assistant Director of the security company, who has expressed willingness to help me on meeting the company's demands. This is why I have contacted you to help save my children and I, receive these consignment on our behalf. Although, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if you help me, you wouldn't divert the funds. My children and I have resolved to give you 20% of the total sum.

This is all my children and I have got to live on. Please, I have reposed my confidence in you and hope you will not disappoint me. I look forward to your urgent response. Please for security reasons do reply to this email addresses : sarah.montgomery10@gmail.com
mrs.sarahmontgomery@yahoo.se
Including your private phone/mobile number and also your E_mail address for easier communication.

Stay blessed.
Mrs. Sarah Montgomery

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From: Hugh Reckshun
To: sarah.montgomery10@gmail.com
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 4:01:49 PM
Subject: Re: GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Sarah,

I and my wife Herbertina contacted you yesterday about this very same message.

We still wish to help, but we are confused why you would send us the same message twice. I can only assume that the obnoxious living conditions are causing you lapses of memory.

Please let us know how we can help.

Sincerely,

Hugh
hughreckshun@yahoo.com

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From: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery
To: Hugh Reckshun
Sent: Thursday, May 21, 2009 6:47:05 AM
Subject: Re: GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dear ,
Thank you very much my friend for your response.I & my family appreciate this.In other to commence this transfer and transaction with you, i would have to contact my solicitor in Dublin and will forward your name and introduce you as the nominated beneficiary to my late husband's funds with the security & finance comany in Dublin.
So all transaction would have to be handled and directed by my solicitor and please my solicitor would contact you to give you direction on this matter.You can contact my solicitor too for briefing:
John Dere,
Email: jderelawyers@yahoo.ie
Tel: +353 877580785
Please also communicate to me your correspondence with my lawyer.We really appreciate your help and concern as regard this matter.
Thank you & God bless you.
Sarah Montgomey

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From: Hugh Reckshun
To: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery
Sent: Thursday, May 21, 2009 6:04:00 PM
Subject: Re: GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dear Sarah,

Oh, my dear how your memory is failing (I’m certain it’s because of your obnoxious living conditioners). You forgot to put my name on your message. Not only do you need me to help you get your money here, you need me to help you remember things too. You poor thingy.

To start, my name is H-U-G-H. It's pronounced like 'YOU' but with an 'H' at the beginning and a 'GH' at the end. My wife's name is H-E-R-B-E-R-T-I-N-A (there's really no easy way to help with that name).

I'm sure you have also misplaced our first response to you. Oh, how you have suffered! In our first response, we informed you that we own a printing company that specializes in custom business forms, custom business cards, and custom business documentation. We have spent a tremendous amount of energy customizing our customizable business forms. It is what has made us so successful.

We also handle passport photos. If you could please send me a photo of yourself, I'm certain we can make a passport for you. We have custom forms that help with the creation of custom passports with custom photos.

Rest assured that I will contact your solicitor as soon as I finish this message. I will also make sure to copy you on all messages I send to him. I'm sure that after being incarcerated with your family, you need full transparency to give you the peace of mind you so desperately need.

Remember, you have chosen wisely to confide in us.

We look forward to helping you and your wayward family,

Hugh
President - Double 'H' Custom Business Forms for your Custom Needs and Everything LLC.
hughreckshun@yahoo.com

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Author note: I thought I would give her a hard time with the e-mail address to the "lawyer" too.
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From: Hugh Reckshun
To: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery
Sent: Thursday, May 21, 2009 6:09:14 PM
Subject: Re: GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Sarah,

I'm afraid that your failing memory has struck again. The e-mail address for Mr. Dere does not work. I'm afraid that you have perhaps encountered what doctors call 'Surface Mental Flatulence'. I read about this in Reader's Digest once and it happens to many people who live in the conditions you have explained.

Could you please check the address and send me the proper one?

Thanks ever so much,

Hugh

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From: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery
To: hughreckshun@yahoo.com
Sent: Tuesday, May 26, 2009 4:17:11 PM
Subject: Thank you


Dear Hugh,
How are you today thank you for the reminder. The name & email is : Mr. John Dere
jderelawyers@yahoo.ie
Godbless you
Sarah

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From: Hugh Reckshun
To: jderelawyers@yahoo.ie
Sent: Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:48:08 PM
Subject: Re: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery...

Dear, Mr. Deer,

I was contacted by Mrs. Sarah Montgomery about her current living conditions. My wife and I truly want to help this poor woman and her remaining family.

We have seen by her recent messages that her memory is failing and we fear that if we do not help her quickly, she may simply forget who she is and the names of her kids.

To give you an idea of how bad things have gotten, she sent us two copies of the same message informing us of her pestiferous living conditions. She then sent us a message with your flaccid e-mail address. Thank God she got her faculties together enough to send us this, corrected address.

My wife and I own and run a printing company that makes and sells custom forms for custom business needs. We have even explained that we can help her get a new passport. We now have a new service called our our Super-Custom-Passport-Generating-Documentation-Creator. If there is anything that we can customize to help make Mrs. Montgomery's life better, please let us know.

Please contact us and let us know how we can help.

Sincerely,

Mr. Hugh G. Reckshun
hughreckshun@yahoo.com

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From: John Dere
To: Hugh Reckshun
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:32:44 AM
Subject: Re: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery...

Dear Sir/Madam,
Thank you for your email.
I have no idea what you are referring to.
Could you please expanciate better.
Thank you.
J. Dere.

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From: Hugh Reckshun
To: John Dere
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:53:01 PM
Subject: Re: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery...

Mr. Derriere,

Oh my goodness, not you too!?! I thought I was quite clear in my message.

I was merely mentioning in my previous message that poor Mrs. Montgomery is having quite a bit of trouble with her memory from her prostate living conditions.

Now, you are having trouble understanding me too.

Please...let...me...know...how...I...can...help...Mrs....Montgomery...

Sincerely,

Mr. Hugh G. Reckshun
hughreckshun@yahoo.com

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Author note: This is where I pushed a little too hard. Oh well.
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From: Hugh Reckshun
To: John Dere
Sent: Sunday, May 31, 2009 5:21:21 PM
Subject: Re: Mrs. Sarah Montgomery...

Mr. Derrier,

As I have mentioned in multiple messages to you, I truly wish to help Mrs. Montgomery.

Why have you not replied to me? Do you NOT wish to help Mrs. Montgomery? If that is indeed the case, I am sure SATAN has a chair for you at his table.

Please let me know how I and my wife can help.

Sincerely,

Hugh

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I never heard back from Mr. Derrier. I thought the Satan reference would fire him up a little, but I've been successfully cut off.