I truly hope this continues because I have wanted to see what a scammer would do if he/she was attempting to scam a…wait for it…psychic! I thought it would be fun for me to be arrogant and always “know” what has happened or will happen.
Let's see if this scammer will go along for the ride hoping for the money.
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Scammer: Mr. Masha Lagunde (I will call him Legume)
Me: Anitta Mann - Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
Here’s our story…
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From: 92van155 <92van155@ac-bongo.nl>
Sent: Saturday, June 6, 2009 8:58:29 AM
Subject: URGENT REPLY IS NEEDED.
Dear Partner,
Good day and how are you today? hope all is well with you.
I am Mr. Masha Lagunde,the personal attorney to Late Michael , a national of your country, who used to work as the Director of Société Nationale de Commercialisation des Produits Pétroliers (SONACOP) Oil Company in Benin Republic West Africa. Here and after shall be Referred to as my client. On the 14th of February 2007, my client, His wife and their three Children were involved in a ghasty car accident as they were returning from a valentine programme. All occupants of the car Unfortunately lost their lives including my client driver.Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved Unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track His last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his Family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in Repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank here.
These huge deposits were with the Continental Bank where the Deceased had an account valued at about US$5.7 million . The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated.
Since I have been unsuccessful in Locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent To present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have The same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$5.7 million can be paid to you. We shall discuse our sharing formula once you accepted to work with me in this impeccable deal. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this Deal through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Meanwhile I need the following information from you so as to enable us proceed into the transaction without further delay;
Your Full Name and Address,
Your Age, Occupation and Position,
Your Telephone and Mobile for Communication Purpose.
Have a wonderful day as I look forward to work with you in this impeccable transaction which is going to change our lives.Please back to this my private E-mail address:barrister.mashalagunde@yahoo.fr
My telephone number is+22997480932.
Best Regards,
Mr. Masha Lagunde
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From: Anitta Mann
To: barrister.mashalagunde@yahoo.fr
Sent: Monday, June 8, 2009 9:29:47 PM
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY IS NEEDED.
Dear Sir,
My name is Anitta Alexandria Mann. I am not familiar with Mr. Michael, but I would be more than happy to help.
Please let me know how I may help.
Sincerely,
Anitta A. Mann
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From: Barrister Masha Lagunde
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Tuesday, June 9, 2009 4:23:21 AM
Subject: As we proceed.
Dear Anitta A. Mann,
How are you today?
Thanks for responding to my proposal to you. Actually i contacted you to help me in this transaction not that you knew Mr Michael but just for collaboration which will enrich us since you share thesame surname with my late client Mr.Michael Mann. I am assuring you that this transaction is impeccable and 100% risk-free. all I want from you in this transaction is your honest co-operation to stand as the bonafide next of kin to late Mr Michael Mann a deceased customer of Continental Bank where he has account worth of US$5.7M, I have under my custody every details informations which will authenticate your claim which you are going to apply to the Bank management.
This is an opportunity which God designed to change our position if only we can work with one mind. You will be entittle to 40% of the total sum while I will take 60% at the end of the transaction. My intention is to visit your country for the disbursement of the funds once approved and transferred by the Bank management to any account you will nominated.
Before we proceed further for the actualisation of this project which will bring a mutual benefift to us, do forward to me the following informations below;
1)Your Residential Address.
2)Your Private Telephone Contact.
3)Your Occupation.
4) Age/Marital status.
As soon as i received the above mentioned information i will send you an specimen application which you will re-type and submit to the bank management through the bank email address for the claim of the inheritance.
For for more clarification verbally, call me on this my private telephone number+229 97 480 932.
Best Regards,
Mr Masha Lagunde
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From: Anitta Mann To: Barrister Masha Lagunde barrister.mashalagunde@yahoo.frSent: Wednesday, June 10, 2009 10:38:27 AMSubject: Re: URGENT REPLY IS NEEDED.
Dear Mr. Lagoon,
It is truly Celestial that you and I have found each other. You see, I am a professional psychic. I help "normal" people see their future and help prepare them for the Tenebrous Transcendental Forfeel that precedes all good things.
I was "working" with my Tarot cards and they told me that I was going to meet an "honest" man with riches. It seems that the spirits were correct. For here you are!
You have mentioned "honesty" in both of your messages. You have said that you require an "honest" person. Someone who will NOT lie, cheat, or steal.
In this request, you have found no equal. The spirits who guide me through the Transcendental World do not allow me to be dishonest. If I ever do anything that is not bathed in "light", I will lose my "Esoteric" eye and lose my ability to foretell the future.
That would be bad.
Please allow me to give you the information you have requested:
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1. Your Residential Address: PO Box 8388, Seattle, WA
2. Your Private Telephone Contact:
3. Your Occupation: Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
4. Age/Marital status: 42/Single
I expect to hear from you shortly.
Sincerely,
Anitta A. Mann
Psychic Extraordinair
- May the guilded energy light your steps for your journey through lifes paths
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From: Barrister Masha Lagunde
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 8:56:55 AM
Subject: KEEP ME POSTED SOON AS YOU SUBMITTED THE APPLICATION TODAY.
Dear Anitta Mann,
How are you today? hope this mail meet you in good condition of health.I received your mail which indicates your interest and willingness to work with me in this deal which is going to benefit us greatly.Having slept over of your reply I resolved to work along with your on the terms of 50%-50% on the basis that you will cover any little expenses that will be incure in the course of the transfer of the fund once approved by the Bank management.I myself spent reasonable amount of money to bring this transaction to this concluding stage before I contacted you to help me finalize it based on the fact that you shared thesame surname with late Mr Micheal which is will authenticate your claim as his cousin.
Although I have already told the board of directors of Continental Bank that a cousin of my client has been notified about the inheritance and will be contacting them formally for the claim.However without wasting further time,I have drafted an specimen application of claim which I have attached with this mail below,re-type it carefully and submit it to the bank management through the bank email address.
This transaction is estimated to last at least 10 official banking days counting from the day you tender your application to the bank.You should be relaying to me every detail information or documents received from any department of the bank for my professional advise which will guide you in this transaction.
Moreso, all your expenses in this transaction including all the money I spent in securing all the authentic details information and documents which will back-up the claim shall be deducted after the transfer of the $5.7M to your account prior to our disbursement when I arrives your country.Meanwhile go ahead and furnish me with this informations, your direct telephone number.
Finally,call me on this my private telephone number so that we can talk verbally to know each other much more.My telephone number is+229-97480932
Have a wonderful day as I look forward to hear from you soon.
Best Regards,
Masha Lagunde
Note:Print the below specimen application and submit the Bank email written on the application.
...........................................................................................................................................
FULL NAME:.......................................
ADDRESS:.........................................
OCCUPATION:...................................
AGE:................................................
DATE:................................................
ATTN: MR.DOYLE WILLIAM.
THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS,
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT,
CONTINENTAL BANK BENIN,
45 AVENUE JEAN PAUL 11 COTONOU-REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
FAX: +229 21 33 8080
TEL;+229 93 23 31 53
EMAIL: foreignremittancedept_cbj@yahoo.com
Dear Sir,
Application for the transfer of $5,700,000.00(Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US dollars only) from the dormant account number A/C65652000 of your late customer Mr Micheal Mann. I wish to repatriate the sum of $5,700,000.00(Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US dollars only) from account number A/C65652000 of my late cousin late Mr Micheal Mann to the account which I will be providing to receive the inheritance fund soon as I receive a positive response from your Bank.
Be informed that this is the money left behind in your Bank by my deceased cousin Mr Micheal Mann who died with his entire family, both his two sons and daughter in the a ghasty auto accident that happened in your country on the 14th February 2007. He was a citizen of United States of America but until his untimely was resides in cotonou Benin Republic and was the of Société Nationale de Commercialisation des Produits Pétroliers (SONACOP)Oil Company there in Benin Republic.
This is to let you know that I am his cousin who has been appoint by the bereaved family to stand as the next of kin to all his left belongings. I wish as his heir apparent to clear and instruct that the above mentioned amount be transferred into my Bank account which I will nominate soon.
Please accept this late application, it was due to some issues which we his family were resolving within ourselves, hoping that you will expedite action in releasing of the inheritance fund.
Thanks in advance for your co-operation.
Yours Sincerely,
Anitta Mann
Onbehalf of the family.
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From: Anitta Mann To: Barrister Masha Lagunde barrister.mashalagunde@yahoo.frSent: Friday, June 12, 2009 10:12:18 PMSubject: Re: KEEP ME POSTED SOON AS YOU SUBMITTED THE APPLICATION TODAY.
Dear Mr. Legume,
I "knew" you were going to write to me today. For you see, today is the 12th day of the 6 month. When you ascertain that Mercury is currently 77 degrees lateral of our moon's rotation AND you take into account that Saturn is our 6th planet in our solar system. Then you take the sum of those astrological "divisors" and divide the square root of Pi by the number of seconds in the month of August 1933, you find that "positive" things are going to happen TODAY.
You see, many people thing that Numerology is nothing more than spiritual "hokus-pokus". I believe that my description above shows that there is true "science" and "divininity" within it as well. Don't you agree?
As for the contents of your message...
I have read over your message (followed closely with a quick scan with my 3rd eye), and find it to be "acceptable".
I believe that a 50/50 split is perfectly fair. As is the fact that I am to cover any miscellaneous costs to have the transaction completed. Fortunately, I have already foreseen that there will be very minor costs and they should not occur for 6.2562 days.
I will send the accompanying form to the bank immediately. Although I believe you should not enter that particular branch for 3 days or until it rains for (AT LEAST) 6 hours - whichever comes first. Of course, this is merely a suggestion.
I am afraid, however, that I cannot contact you via telephone at this time. While working with my tarot cards, I received a message of foreboding that told me not to use a telephone for 14 days. As you have already mentioned that this transaction will merely take 10 days, I'm afraid that it will be of no use to us. However, if you wish to contact me, you may do so at 206-666-4298.
Have a positively Numero-rific day.
Sincerely,
Anitta A. Mann
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
- Remember that the spirits watch every step you take and help guide each footstep.
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Author note: I sent the application to the bank as directed. I just need to contact Mr. Legume to let him know I did it.
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From: Anitta Mann To: Barrister Masha Lagunde barrister.mashalagunde@yahoo.frSent: Sunday, June 14, 2009 10:39:51 AMSubject: Re: KEEP ME POSTED SOON AS YOU SUBMITTED THE APPLICATION TODAY.
Dear Mr. Legume,
I feel it is important to inform you that I have successfully sent the bank application.
I have consulted the stars and found that the bank has looked over the application and finds everything to be acceptable and good.
Please get back to me as soon as possible so that we can complete this transaction...wait please...I'm getting a reading...
...hmmm...yes...well...
I'm sorry. It was a spirit telling me to buy more chocolate milk today. It seems there will be some children visiting tonight and it's their favorite.
I look forward to your next message.
Sincerely,
Anitta A. Mann
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
- Once the tarot card lands, the future is set and your journey begins with the shuffle of life therein
________________________ Author note: As I was reviewing my posts to this joker, I realized I never gave him my "personal" phone number. I think if I send him another message, he will DEFINITELY take the bait.________________________ From: Anitta Mann To: Barrister Masha Lagunde barrister.mashalagunde@yahoo.frSent: Sunday, June 14, 2009 8:50:15 PMSubject: Thank the Spirits...
Mr. Legume,
While I was meditating today I was visited by a very powerful spirit (his name was Shirley...don't ask). He was sent by the "Overseer" who needed to inform me that I had forgotten to tell you my telephone number.
It is an oversight that the "Overseer" felt could jeapardize this transaction, which is something I CANNOT allow!
You see, this transaction is going to help me get my "6th eye of Gordanian". With this I will be able to see much farther into the future AND be able to predict winning Lotto numbers. As you can imagine, this is VERY important and beneficial.
So, I MUST tell you phone number. It is 206-426-0370. I feel that you wish to speak to me and you do not trust my psychic connection with you. Do not fear, this is common and will take time for you to trust.
Please feel free to contact me, and please forgive this oversight.
Sincerely,
Anitta A. Mann
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
- When the numbers calculate to 42 and you have seen the dog with 3 ears, you are prostate to the future of events unfolding.
________________________ From: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 6:11:22 AM
Subject: Acknowledgement of your submitted Claim application.
Attn:The Next of kin.
Ms. Anitta A. Mann,
Madam,
This is to acknowledged the receipt of your submitted claim application to this office today 13th June 2009.Infact the news of death of your late cousin Mr Michael Mann came as a big shock to the entire staff of this bank as he was one of our reliable customers. As a matter of fact we all sympathize with your family over the untimely death.We the staff of this Bank are glad that you have applied for the repatriating of his estate. Your application has been forwarded to the attention of the director foreign remittance department.
However,the board of directors will be holding an emergency meeting today Monday 15th June 2009 over the release of your inheritance valued ($5,700,000.00) Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand dollars, the meeting will start by 2:30pm Benin time while the out come of the meeting will be release to you at the same time.
For more information contact the director of operation foreign remittance dept Mr Doyle William on this his direct telephone number+229-93-23-31-53
Meanwhile we are assuring you of an excellent and efficient banking services in advance.
Once again you accept our deep sympathy.
I remain,
yours in service,
Mrs Janet Mark
Publicity department
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Author note: I have to admit that the whole psychic "thing" is really amusing me. I love throwing out stupid visions and premonitions that warn of something bad. Unfortunately, nobody has commented on them.
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 2:48:31 PM
Subject: Re: Acknowledgement of your submitted Claim application.
Dear Mrs. Mark,
Thank you for your kind words. Of course, I knew you were going to send this message to me (for I am a psychic), yet seeing your words before me does lighten my heart.
I have also foreseen the results of the upcoming board of directors meeting. You will find at the end of the meeting, everything is satisfactory and going according to plan.
You will also want to throw away your blue, ball-point pen with the chewed cap, for it is out of ink. Oh, and someone named "James" or "John" or "Samuel" has your stapler and has no intentions of giving it back. You may wish to look into this sooner rather than later.
Again, thank you for the kind words and just know that Michael's spirit is looking down on you and smiling...with his hairlip and bulging left eye.
Sincerely,
Anitta Mann
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
- Do not laugh at the spirits for they will spit the spiritual loogie on your karma.
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From: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 12:31:55 PM
Subject: VIEW ATTACHED ACCLIAMMANT FORM.
Attn:The next of kin.
Ms. Anitta A. Mann,
Madam,
Following the just concluded board of directors meeting this evening over your claim file in guideline to the Ecowas Banking Protocol code of conduct act 1990 section; 413 sub-section on inheritance claim matters,an official banking acclaimant signed by the Operational Director foreign remittance department of this Bank Mr Doyle William has been attached to this letter as part of our screening which will authenticate your claim in accordance with the inheritance claim edict article 15 paragraph 102 of degree 1979. Both the executive director and the board of directors of this bank after much delibration has resolved and You are hereby instructed to provide the accurate information/ answers to the attached official questionnaire.
Be informed that any mistake in the answers will lead to the cancellation of your claim.You have been given within 48 hours to fill and return the questionnaire answers couple with a copy of either your international passport/drivers license for identification..
For further clarification contact Mr Doyle William on his direct telephone number which is:+229-93-23-31-53
Congratulation in advance.
I remain,
your in service,
Mrs Janet Mark
Publicity department.
The information in this email and in any attachments is confidential and may be privileged. If you are not the intended recipient, please destroy this message, delete any copies held on your systems and notify the sender immediately. All messages sent to and from CONTINENTAL BANK COTONOU-BENIN or any associate company may be monitored to ensure compliance with internal policies and to protect our business. The contents of any email addressed to our clients are subject to our usual terms of business; anything which does not relate to the official business of the company is neither given nor endorsed by it. You should not retain, copy or use this email for any purpose, nor disclose all or any part of its content to any other person.
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Author note: In this next message to Mr. Peanut, I want to test him a little to see if he is paying attention. He has already given me a lot of detail about my poor, dead cousin. But, notice how I'm going to ask for his name and the amount of money again. If I were a lawyer, I would be a little upset by something so stupid.
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Barrister Masha Lagunde
Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 3:06:35 PM
Subject: Information Needed...
Dear Mr. Legume,
I wanted to let you know that I was contacted by the bank regarding Mr. Mann's account. As I had predicted, everything went well and they have sent me a document that must be fully completed before the money can be transferred (I expected this as well).
Although I could consult the spirits to get every detail required for this document, I feel it is important to include you in this transaction as well. Here is a list of items I require from you to complete this document...
1. The name of the deceased
2. The address of Mr. Micheal Mann
3. His company
4. The account number
5. The amount deposited
You will also want to take a different route home this evening for there is going to be an overturned "tractor", "truck", or "asphault paver" blocking your normal route. Oh, you will also want to listen to a different radio station because, your current choice is going to broadcast some particular nasty news that could ruin your evening.
...and...wait...don't eat the veal. Yes, DEFINITELY do NOT eat the VEAL!!!
Please get back to me with the details before 10:00pm this evening. I know what you are planning and it is not a good idea. I highly recommend using your left hand instead.
Thank you so much,
Anitta A. Mann
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
- When you see the light, never blink. It only prolongs your initial blindness to the truth of everyday life.
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Author note: NOTHING!!! He didn't even comment on it.
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From: Barrister Masha Lagunde
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:20:01 AM
Subject: This is the correct answers.
Dear Anitta,
How are you today? hope fine. I have been very busy trying to gather all the correct information required by the management of bank through my file. Infact i am extremely happy that things are now working rapidly in our favour.Having gone through the bank require information which you forwarded,i have taken my time to answer them correctly as you can see below; I tried severally to reach you on the telephone number you furnished but the number could not go through.
I want you to know that all my hope and the future existence of my family is now build around the success of this opportunity therefore i am counting on you not to betray me when the fund gets to your account in Usa. As i have told you, i am only looking forward to meet you in person and hug you in warm embrace. Please bear in mind that there is going to be some local expenses like i have already told you but i still dont know precisely what the cost are going to be. You must be prepare to shoulder any kind of local expenses with me here so that the fund can be release once approved.
Call me today on this telephone number:+22997480932
Have a wonderful day.
Best Regards,
Masha Lagunde.
1. Michael Jones Mann
2. Carre 154 Avenue De La Chance Cotonou Benin Republic
3. X-Ray Oil Company Cotonou Benin Republic
4. 65652000
5. US$5.7M
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Author note: I got away with the little stuff. Now, I want to see if he will jump through some hoops for me...
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Barrister Masha Lagunde
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:25:09 PM
Subject: Re: This is the correct answers.
Dear Mr. Legume,
I knew I would hear from you today. I was consulting the stars and the stars NEVER lie!!
I sense...a disturbance...yes...no...an irritation...no...a sense of distrust in you. You have mentioned "Betrayal" and "Trust" again. I can sense that you are a very trustworthy person - I see that. You are honest (I have seen that too). You are NOT a person who would lie to someone to simply receive money. I can see what the future holds...
You are sitting in a lounge chair on a beach... There is a bucket next to you full of...something...I cannot tell... You are laughing with someone...a woman...a VERY beautiful woman... She...is...blonde...like...ME! I believe you and I are on a beach together. You are very handsome wearing a dark blue Speedo...
Oh, wait! My television is on and it was Baywatch!!! I can't believe I left that on AGAIN! My crystal ball magnifies everything and it looks so real.
Thank you for the information. I was consulting the "CARDS" this morning and I was "told" that I cannot send any information to the bank until I get 5 things from you. It is IMPERATIVE that I receive these so the spirits will allow the transaction to finish. Please believe me that I trust these "Spirits" and they MUST have these answers before we can continue.
Please send me the following. Once I have them, the spirits will allow me to move forward.
1. Your date of birth
2. Your height
3. The color of your eyes
4. I need to know your deepest desire (YOU MUST BE SPECIFIC)
5. When you cross your legs, which leg is on top?
Remember, once I have these answers from you I will be able to send the remaining information to the bank!
I look forward to meeting and hugging you when you arrive later this week. Please be warned that when you fly here, do not board any flight where there is a 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, or 9 in the number. I have seen a "darkness" associated to these numbers for the next 10 days. After that, you should be fine, but I would err on the side of caution right now.
Sincerely,
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
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Author note: His next response is pretty standard. If you start asking anything of them, they will respond with hostility to scare you back in line. What this knucklehead doesn't realize is that he has just OPENED A WHOLE CAN OF WHOOPASS!!! I am now going to make it my mission to make him, NOT ONLY, answer these questions, but do a whole lot more.
I'm just going to wait for the money transfer. I am going to make this A-Hole pay dearly.
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From: Barrister Masha Lagunde
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:19:56 PM
Subject: Re: This is the correct answers.
Ms. Anitta,
I could see that you are not compitent of handling this transaction, what does the information you are demanding has to do with this transaction? I expect you to send the needed informations back to the bank management. Just let me know if you are not capable to handle this venture so that i can look for a serious person. This transaction mean the whole world to me and i wouldnt want anything that could jeopardize it.
Hope to hear back from you soon.
Best Regrads,
Masha Lagunde
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Author note: I have to admit that I am pretty mad about his tone. It really makes it difficult to write when you're angry. So, this next message was pretty hard to write without coming out and really ripping him a new "one".
But, revenge is a dish better served cold. I'll wait.
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Barrister Masha Lagunde
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:38:50 PM
Subject: Re: This is the correct answers.
Mr. Legume,
Ah, yes...hostility. I get that a lot with non-believers such as yourself. You wish to ignore your sight using your 4th eye of Clemetese. You have clearly refused to see how 5 simple questions can help me help you even more than you think. What you consider to be "stupid" or "wastes of time" can tell me more about your future than you can EVER hope!
I HAVE sent the information to the bank! I have even attached the completed document so you can see it with your mortal eyes. I was simply requesting that you answer these question so that I can have the "Spirit World" help increase your reward tenfold.
Your hostility is completely unwarranted - not to mention unwelcome.
I have been nothing but serious with you and I will continue to be serious with you. I have consulted the cards now and I must tell you that although I will continue to be "nice" to you, the "Spirit Overlord" is quite unhappy with you. Five times I saw the Strength card followed by the Justice card. This is clearly a sign of the astrological correspondences worked out by the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn!
I have also consulted the stars and find that you will (very soon) ask to help me in ways you never thought.
Sincerely,
Anitta Mann
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From: Barrister Masha Lagunde
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 4:44:23 AM
Subject: Thanks.
Ms. Anitta,
Thanks for the update. Not that i'm being hostile but that i'm not interested in your believe which is contrary to my christain believe. I contacted you to work with me in this transaction based on the fact that you shared the same surname with my late client. Please let us focus on realising this fund and keep your believe aside for now until we achieve this aim. Hoping on your understanding.
Best Regards,
Masha Lagunde
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Author note: I LOVE this. This joker has Christian beliefs!?!? I didn't realize that Christains believe in fooling people into paying money to you based on lies and deception. I didn't realize that using fake names and fake stories was a Christian belief as well.
Well, there is NO way I'm going to turn the other cheek on this weasel.
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From: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Thursday, June 18, 2009 7:58:13 AM
Subject: OUTCOME OF BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETING.
Attn:The next of kin.
MS: ANITTA MANN,
TRANSACTION CODE: HH/CBB/BJ/0357/COT/2009.
FILE N°: ACH-CBB/ 75109/0121/09.
ROUTINE CODE: 001478525.
AMOUNT DUE FOR CREDIT: USD$5,700,000.00#
TYPE OF CLEARANCE: FOREIGN EXCHANGE CLEARANCE CONDUCT.
FOREIGN EXCHANGE ALLOCATION NUMBER: BGN/FEANB/0688/GL-XX/09
Madam,
This is to bring to your notice that this department received the returned answers which was despatched to the fund approval board unit for scrutiny.
Following our board brief meeting this morning 18TH June 2008,the official bank Acclaimant answers which you returned received a pass mark from the management of this Bank and your inheritance claim file has been officially approved.
In line with the UN/ECOWAS banking code of conduct to obtain authority to remit from the Ministry of finance and economy, your claim file must be regulate/ normalize by the approval board and forward to the ministry of finance and economy Benin to enable the issuance of authority to remit your inheritance fund valued $5,700,000.00(Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US dollars)only into your designated Bank account which has been programmed in our payment gazatte.
Moreover, your late cousin's account which is dormant must be re-activated to a floating account before it can be access by the chief accountant of Benin Dr Luke Adjovi who will count the bond before further remittance into your designated Bank account on Monday 22ND June 2009 by 3pm Benin time.
We you will receive a fund release order document which you have to sign and return prior to your fund release.
As a matter of urgency, you are mandated to send the following amount of money today to the fund processing approval board through western Union Money transfer or Money Gram in your country;
(1)Your Claim file Normalization/Regulation fees of $3,465.00(Three Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Five US dollars)only.
(2)Your late Cousin's Dormant Account Reactivation/Processing fees of $3,000.00(Three Thousand US dollars)only.
You are to make an up-front total fees of $6,465.00(Six Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Five US dollars)only which will be pick up from the Western Union/Moneygram section of this Bank before the close of the Banking hours today in the name of the Bank cashier;
MS. ANGEL EMMANUEL - Cotonou Benin Republic.
You have to forward all the the transfer details to any of the Bank email address, both the Mtcn,Question and Answers.
Meanwhile be officially informed that a memo has just been been sent to the office of the ministry of finance and economy for notification, your claim file if normalized will be despatch to them to obtain Authority to Remit Fund Order(ARFO) for the onward release of your inheritance into your account as part of our loyalty to late Mr MICHAEL MANN who we still considered as a great customer of this Bank.
CONGRATULATION!!!!!
Once again be re-assured of our excellent and efficient Banking services in advance.
For more information contact us on this direct telephone number,0022993233153
Sincerely Yours,
Mr DOYLE WILLIAM
DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT(CBB)
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Author note: 1 DAY!?! Are they kidding me!? ________________________
From: Anitta Mann
To: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
Sent: Friday, June 19, 2009 10:52:36 AM
Subject: Re: OUTCOME OF BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETING.
Mr. Bill,
I have acquired the money you have requested and sent it to via Moneygram.
They informed me that you would need the following information:
Here is what you need:
Senders Name: Anitta A. Mann
Receivers Name: Mrs. Angle Emmanuel
Amount Sent: $6,465.00
Question: What are you?
Answer: A psychic!
Control Number: 46961695
I have "sensed" that everything is in order and the money will be transferred immediately.
Good day,
Anitta Mann
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Author note: I really thought this story was dead. They have been slow to respond and I figured that Mr. Legume had written me off. Not yet though!!________________________
From: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Saturday, June 20, 2009 3:36:34 AM
Subject: Western Union.
Attn:The Next of kin.
Ms. Anitta A. Mann,
Madam,
The content of your last mail is well received with the moneygram details of the required processing fee. There was a mistake, you are to wire the money through western union so that it can be retrieve from the western union section of this Bank. Kindly re-direct the fee by western union.
Thanking you for your understanding.
I remain,
yours in service,
Mrs Janet Mark
Publicity department________________________
From: Anitta Mann
To: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
Sent: Saturday, June 20, 2009 9:19:05 PM
Subject: Re: Western Union.
Dear Ms. Marker,
I'm afraid that there are no Western Union offices left anywhere within 150 miles of where I live.
The only option available to me is Moneygram. Can you please tell me what the problem was? Perhaps I can use my powers of deduction to resolve the issue.
Sincerely,
Anitta
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To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Monday, June 22, 2009 9:43:59 AM
Subject: Re: Western Union.
Attn:The Next of kin.
Ms. Anitta A. Mann,
Madam,
We are sorry for any inconvinence it may cost you to find a western union agent to re-send the fee. What we are assuring you is our excellent and efficient banking services in advance over your inheritance fund repatriation into your designated account.
However we shall we hoping to receive the full details of the western union transfer of the fee which you should in effect in two or three instalment depending on the amount that is allow to be send at a go in your country through western union.
Thanking you for your understanding.
I remain,
yours in service,
Mrs Janet Mark
Publicity department________________________
Author note: Well, it's time to let the outrage out.________________________
From: Anitta Mann
To: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance Sent: Monday, June 22, 2009 1:30:41 PMSubject: Re: Western Union.
Dear Ms. Market,
As I consulted my crystal ball last evening, I saw the message you were sending to me. During my trance, I also saw my response to your message. It was quite clear. I could actually see what color my fingernails were painted. I could "almost" hear the actual clicks from my keyboard... click.... click.... clickity... click... backspace... backspace... click... click.
Here's what I saw myself typing...
NO!! I am NOT going to drive 300 miles (round trip) to Vancouver simply to perform a 10 minute transaction! Not to mention that you are NOW telling me that I may have to make 2 to 3 trips!!!
If I remember correctly, you said that your "excellent and efficient banking services" would accept Moneygram OR Western Union transfers. Now, you are telling me that you will only accept Western Union AND you will not give me a reason why you will not accept Moneygram! Of course, being a psychic, I know what the "problem" is, but I want to hear it from YOU!
I'll be honest with you. Three days ago, I was deep Deep DEEP in a trance conversing with my "Spiritual Overhealer-oni". He told me that I was NOT allowed to drive more than 22.75 miles per day for the next 42 days! He was quite specific. The consequences of disobeying this order could blind my 37th eye and cause my Chakra to rotate 122 degrees past center!
Do you have ANY IDEA what that would do to a working "psychic"?!? It would be CATASTROPHIC!!
My Chakra is currently in a completely "AWAKENED" state. That means that my kundalini shakti flows upward from the base of my spine through my six centres of Chiti, to the seventh chakra, the sahasrara, at the crown of my head! If it gets rotated, my Chakra could end up coming out of the pinky finger on my left hand!!
I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT!!!
Now, I suggest you either tell me what the problem is with my Moneygram transfer or you can wait 39 days until I can travel to Vancouver to their Western Union office. I assure you that any issue involving Moneygram can be straightened out quickly and efficiently.
The choice is yours!
Sincerely,
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
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Author note: Right after I sent this message I get a new message from Mr. Legume. Well, well, well, now he's all happy that he is doing business with me.
Time for me to rain on his parade.
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From: Barrister Masha Lagunde barrister.mashalagunde@yahoo.fr
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Monday, June 22, 2009 1:24:49 PM
Subject: Re : I sent the money...
Dear Anitta,
How are you today?
I have been away to village to finalize things with my family over my possible visit to your country for our disbursement of this inheritance. Infact i'm so happy reading your mail this evening that you have already sent the processing fee to the bank mangement without even asking me to partake in the bill. I am so happy that i'm dealing with somebody like you and i promise that we are going to do alot of things together as soon as i get to your country. My primary plan is to invest most of my share in your country and i will be counting on you for a wise investment.
Kindly keep me update regarding the fund transfer as i believe that you are in constant communication with the bank management. Please give me another telephone number through which i can reach you since the former is not working through.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Yours sincerely,
Masha Lagunde.
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Barrister Masha Lagunde
Sent: Monday, June 22, 2009 7:54:41 PM
Subject: Re: Re : I sent the money...
Dear Mr. Legume,
I'm happy to hear that you are preparing to visit me and the United State, however I'm afraid that there is a problem with the bank and the money transfer (of course I knew of this impending issue, but I did not forewarn you because I did not wish to infringe on your "christain" beliefs).
As we both know, the bank said that I could send the money to them via Western Union or Moneygram. I chose Moneygram because the nearest Western Union office is located approximately 150 miles away. Now, the bank is insisting that I use Western Union to manage the money transfer.
I have asked them repeatedly why they have changed their policy (even though I already know the answer - my sixth sense has already given me the reason), yet they have steadfastly refuse.
Again, I do not wish to push your religious beliefs to the test, so I will not proclaim my gift of insight to you as to why I cannot drive that far, but suffice to say that I WILL NOT go to Vancouver to re-send the money!
Since we have begun this transaction I have received hostile messages from you AND now the bank refuses to do business with me. I would divulge more information about what is going on but I do not wish to receive another unfriendly message from you. This is ENTIRELY too much negative energy for me to possibly exercise!
Please do something about this!
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
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Author note: I thought this was dead. I basically told them I wasn't going to listen to them, so there was nothing else I could do. But, it appears that $6,000 was too much for them to ignore.
Man, was I wrong!!! I got SO much more after that! I decided that this was all "gravy", so I could be a belligerent as I want. It was a LOT of fun.
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From: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:55:58 AM
Subject: Take Note.
Attn:The Next of kin.
Ms Anitta Mann,
You must have to follow our working ethics in this transaction, it was a mistake by the publicity department, all payment from our foreign customers whom could not appear in person in our Bank to make transactions due to one reason or the other are received via western union which we have a section in this Bank. You have within 72 hours to re-send the processing fee otherwise your claim file shall be suspended till further notice.
Yours Repsectfully,
Mr.Doyle Williams(Director)
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
Sent: Wednesday, June 24, 2009 4:40:30 PM
Subject: Re: Take Note.
Dear Mr. Doyle,
Well, then I'm afraid that we are at an impasse. I am not going to sacrifice my 37th eye or cause my Chakra to rotate 122 degrees past center. If you are willing to wait 37 days, I will revisit this.
I will keep the money in the Moneygram account for another 2 days. If your "publicity department" should decide to overlook this NEW rule, then it is waiting for Mrs. Emmanuel to pick up. If not, then I will retrieve the $6,465.00 first-thing Saturday morning and re-deposit in my personal bank account.
I'm surprised that a bank as sophisticated as yours is incapable dealing with another reputable company. I sense that there is FAR more to this "excuse" then you are letting on. As a matter of fact, I have already "seen" why you are changing the rules. However, as I have stated, I am not going to sacrifice my "gift" for your whims.
If you would like, I can send you the scanned Moneygram receipt for your records. If not, I will destroy it Saturday morning when I remove the $6,465.00 from the Moneygram account.
Have a Visionary Day,
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
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Author note: It seems that Barrister Legume wasn't out of the picture either. He figured he could strong-arm me into sending a letter to the bank and (most likely) send him the money directly.
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From: Barrister Masha Lagunde
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Thursday, July 2, 2009 7:34:40 AM
Subject: Send the letter of recommendation to the Bank.
Dear Anitta,
I am very disappointed the way you acted in this transaction , you should have told me in the first place that you are not capable of handling this transaction so as to enable me seek for another competent partner abroad.
My only advise to you as a matured woman incase on another time in life is that whenever you are doing something with your rational mind as a matured person you are,It is not all the advices and suggestions that comes your way that you should accept because in life opportunity comes only but once.
You should always sieve the advices to know the one that is good and will be profitable to you because in life there are so many individuals who are just enemies of progress just for no reasons at all but because they don't like good things and wouldn't want to see others have it. Nevertheless i have resolve to still compensate you as soon as i achieve success with another partner who i have to contact soon.
Now re-type and send the below letter of recommendation to the management of Financial Bank for a change of beneficiary to some one who i will be contacting soon;
............................................................................................................................................
THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
CONTINENTAL BANK COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC
ATTN:MR DOYLE WILLIAM.
foreignremittancedept_cbj@yahoo.com
DATE:.......................
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
...........................................................................
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.
.........................................................................
Dear Sir,
I Mrs Anitta Mann a good citizen of Canada and the bona fide next of kin to your late client my cousin Mr Michael Mann hereby recommending you to pay the inheritance funds into the new account which a relative of our family will be providing soon, the man will be in position to pay and complete the remaining proceedures involve for the release of the inheritance fund, it was as a result of my inability to make the monetary requirement due to some circumstances beyound my control at this period.
Please accept my humble request as I anticipated your unalloyed cooperation with my relative who will be contacting your bank as soon as possible.
I am sincerely yours,
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Author note: If you've read any of my other stories, I LOVE getting these people to sending me apologies for being rude. This was no different.
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Barrister Masha Lagunde
Sent: Thursday, July 2, 2009 10:13:56 AM
Subject: Apology First!
Mr. Legume,
Although I "knew" you were going to write me a very insulting message today, it still doesn't change the fact that it hurts and INFURIATES me! This is the second time you have insulted me. I can assure you there will NOT be a third!
Where were YOU during this time?!? I've been communicating with YOUR bank AND asking you for assistance, but you clearly didn't care to help ME!!! You're constantly telling me how "important" this transaction is, yet you choose to ignore me except when you want to expunge your rage!
Since, you apparently wish to ridicule me instead of taking a closer look at YOUR beloved bank I will refresh your "tired" memory:
1. I was contacted by YOUR bank to send $6,465.00 via Moneygram OR Western Union
2. I sent $6,465.00 to YOUR bank via Moneygram since the closest Western Union is over 300 miles away (round trip)
3. I was then contacted by YOUR bank telling me to send the money ONLY through Western Union
4. I asked YOUR bank why
5. YOUR bank gave me a lame excuse
6. I asked YOUR bank why again
7. YOUR bank gave me another lame excuse
8. I asked YOUR bank why again
9. YOUR bank said that it was because I am out of YOUR country (yet Moneygram was OK before)
10. I informed YOUR bank that I am NOT driving over 300 miles to go to my nearest Western Union office
During that time I contacted you to keep you informed of the progress and you NEVER responded...until now! Not to mention that your latest response is exceptionally UNCOUTH!
I informed YOUR bank that on Saturday morning I was going to retrieve my $6,465.00 from the Moneygram office and I did! I still have it available to send, but as I told your bank, I’m NOT going to drive 300 miles and risk my "inner eyesight" or my Chakra.
I'm still committed to this transaction, but you are going to have to treat me AND my "gift" with considerably more RESPECT!
My only advice to you as an unenlightened, unseeing, impatient, immature man is to realize that you asked me for help. If you want me to send this message to YOUR bank, you MUST write me a formal APOLOGY for being so rude!
If not, I will take my $6,465.00 and return it to my 401K!
Have a spiritually uplifting day,
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
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From: Barrister Masha Lagunde
To: anitta.mann@yahoo.com
Sent: Friday, July 3, 2009 9:38:14 AM
Subject: Re : Apology First!
Dear Annita,
I owe you no apology and you cant hold me on ramson, you have to forget about this deal to enable me look for a competent person who can help me to conclude things since you are unable to follow the directives of the Bank, you and i knew that we are making a deal out of this opportunity and there is no need to be contesting on the bankj instructions.
I am not forcing you to participate in this deal, i will personally compensate you soon as i successfully conclude the deal with the partner as i indicated in the letter of recommendation i sent you yesterday. Bear in mind that i want this transaction to conclude as soon as possible to enable the release of the inheritance as soon as possible in accordance with the banking calender.
To be frank with you Anitta i have no other avenue of raising any more money lest i would have pay all this fee, i tried all my best but to no avail that is why i told you to submit the letter of recommendation to the management of the bank to enable me seek for another competent person immediately who will pay all the fee without contest.
You have to find a way to find western union office whereever it may be and send the money to the bank today otherwise my lawyer will take actions and use his power of attorney to influence the bank management for the change of beneficiary.Bear in mind that you will have yourself to blame if you deny yourself of this great opportunity which you can never come across again in your entire life. The choice is yours.
Best Regards,
Masha Lagunde.
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Author note: Oh NO he didn't!!! Did he just tell me that he WASN'T going to apologize?!?
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Barrister Masha Lagunde
Sent: Friday, July 3, 2009 8:58:42 PM
Subject: Be nice!! Apology First!
Mr. Legume,
You seem to think that you can bully me around, yet you will find that my psychic resolve will not allow you to do so. Clearly, you need MY money to complete this transaction. We have concluded most of the legal paperwork to complete this transaction. It is simply a matter of me transmitting this money to you, so it can be concluded.
Now, if you choose to apologize to me, I will resubmit my money to your account via Moneygram. At that time, I will send the statement to the bank and you can pay the bank fees. Then we can continue the money transfer.
I will give you until Monday to apologize or I will be forced to return my $6,465.00 to my 401K account. Either way, the spirits have informed me that everything will work out fine for me.
Have a wonderfully psychic day,
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
anitta.mann@yahoo.com
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From: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Monday, July 6, 2009 10:27:16 AM
Subject: Moneygram.
Attn:The Next of kin.
Ms Anitta Mann,
We are surprise over the visit of your family representative Mr.Marsha Lagunde who accused us of making things difficult for you over your inheritance claim.This Bank having attested your relationship with our deceased customer late Mr.Michael Mann has no right to stop you from repattriating his estate. We are only following our rules and regulation in order to give you our excellent and efficient banking services.
You can go ahead and send us the processing via moneygram since it is the only money order close to. Below are the name of our staff to receive the fee;
Receiver: Moses Kalibe Sunny.
Destination: Cotonou Benin-Republic.
All need to do is to forward to us all the relevant details of the payment via E-mail. Meanwhile do furnish your telephone number for easier communication.
Yours Repsectfully,
Mr.Doyle Williams(Director)
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Author note: Well, it seems that Mr. Legume's way of apologizing is to "speak" to the bank and force them to change their policy.
Not close enough!!!
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Barrister Masha Lagunde
Sent: Monday, July 6, 2009 4:03:22 PM
Subject: Thanks for your help, but...
Dear Mr. Legume,
I appreciate all that you have done with the Continental Bank Foreign Remittance. I'm sure it took a fairly large chunk out of your (already) busy day. But I have NOT received your formal apology.
I told you explicitly that I will NOT transfer the money to you or anyone until I get an apology from you for your dicourteous, bad-mannered, rude, offensive, foul, vulgar behavior.
Once I receive your apology, I will transfer the money to 'Moses Kalibe Sunny' on the same day (as long as I receive your apology before 4:00pm PDT).
Have a numerologically positive day,
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
anitta.mann@yahoo.com
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Author note: He shoots...he scores!!!
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From: Barrister Masha Lagunde
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Tuesday, July 7, 2009 6:03:25 AM
Subject: Re : Thanks for your help, but...
Dear Annita,
I Masha Lagunde hereby write this letter of apology to you for using rude wrong words against you in the past, it was as a result of my being in a state of frustration trying to achieve this transaction successfully.
Please accept this letter of apology and forgive me from the depth of your heart.
Yours Sincerely,
Masha Lagunde
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Author note: Now, it's time to rub his nose in it. And, I decided to include a LOT of numerology detail - just to insult his "christain" beliefs.
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Barrister Masha Lagunde
Sent: Tuesday, July 7, 2009 2:09:57 PM
Subject: Thank you for the apology
Dear Mr. Legume,
Thank you for your wonderful apology. I'm sure you feel much better knowing that I have now forgiven you for being so rude and hurtful. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson from all of this - you must remember to be kind to everyone regardless of how stressed you may be.
Of course, weeks ago I envisaged that you were going to compose this message. That's why I didn't get too upset with you when you were being so callous and shameful.
Let me explain...If you remember, you wrote your first repulsive message close to the 11th of June. This suggests that the eleventh harmonic aspects symbolize the disruption and the restoration to wholeness of the spiritual vibrations of any group that has been profaned, betrayed, deceived or wounded by an individual member.
As I'm sure you realize - YOU were the member who profaned, betrayed, and wounded ME. By logical association, the astrologer (that's me) can presume that individuals with these aspects between planets can either be agents of ruin or healers within groups, first by observing the group dynamics, then by exerting a subtle spiritual force that either serves to polarize, or to reunify and make whole the organization or association.
I simply used my Biseptile power to influence the 9th-harmonic aspect to counteract your quadnovile undecim, thus restoring the Quinsemiseptile flow within the 16th harmonic aspect. It's really quite simple - don't you agree?
However , we do have a slight issue that cannot be overlooked. As I’m sure you are aware, today is July 7th. In Numerology, the number 7 is the most spiritual of all numbers. Being the devoted Numerologist, I cannot ignore the significance of this number! In many of the ancient circles the number 7 is considered a “Secondary Master Number”.
“Secondary Master Numbers” are very challenging and they are also highly paradoxical: They promise enormous potential, but if used prematurely promise colossal catastrophic failures and discorse. It has been my experience that when the number 7 is concerned, the latter is usually the case.
With this in mind, I will feel much better sending the money to you tomorrow. I’m sure you understand.
I’m very happy that we have finally come through our difficult time together. Now that we are certain that neither of us will try to hurt the other with vile words, I’ve predicted everything will work out splendidly.
Sincerely,
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
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Author note: Now, good to my word, I have to send the Moneygram information to the bank.
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
Sent: Wednesday, July 8, 2009 1:59:21 PM
Subject: Money has been transferred...
Dear Mr. Williams,
I'm happy to see that you have finally seen the light. My only wish is that you would have done so sooner to help alleviate the grief that you've caused. I've been to the Moneygram office so many times in the past three weeks, I know everyone there by name.
I truly want this transaction to proceed so I'm going to overlook a rather concerning "vision" I encountered this morning. I was calculating todays Chaldean Numerology prediction index and found that no money values larger than $22.31 should be conducted for the next 4.12 days.
Of course, I take this quite seriously, but as I have already pointed out, your bank and it's obtuse rules pertaining to me have already greatly delayed what should have been a simple 10-day transaction. I decided to use a particularly complicated "Wicca-Shantum-Vivekananda" positive-energy spell to help guide our transaction to a successful completion.
There's no need to thank me. I've done this before on many occasions to help facilitate positive, beneficial outcomes. I believe that everyone involved will be pleased with the outcome and light shall shine for 12 days in a row. Please listen to the birds and their songs during this time. It will be very melodic to say the least.
There may be some negative side effects from my positive-energy spell that I think you should be aware of. Try to avoid opening doors with your right hand during this time and make sure your shoes are laced right OVER left. This is VERY important!!!
Here's the detail you need for the Moneygram transfer:
Senders Name: Anitta Mann
Receivers Name: Moses Kalibe Sunny
Amount Sent: $6,465.00
Question: Is Anitta the BEST?
Answer: Agreed!
Control Number: 86962465
Please let me know when the "estate repatriation" can be concluded. I am mystically "drained" and can do nothing more (using the spiritual world) to help this process along.
Sincerely,
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
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Author note: I think they're mad at me...uh...I mean, Anitta...the psychic.
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From: Continental Bank Foreign Remittance
To: Anitta Mann
Sent: Thursday, July 9, 2009 1:38:12 PM
Subject: Re: Money has been transferred...
Attn:The Next of kin.
Ms Anitta Mann,
Stop writing to this office, you have to contact your late cousin's lawyer barrister Marsha Lagunde regarding the position of your inheritance fund in the future. Thanks for fooling us with wrong moneygram information.
Yours Repsectfully,
Mr.Doyle Williams(Director)
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From: Anitta Mann
To: Barrister Masha Lagunde
Sent: Thursday, July 9, 2009 2:41:13 PM
Subject: Your bank is not very nice!!!
Dear Mr. Legume,
I was contacted by your bank today with a very rude message. They said that I gave them incorrect Moneygram information and I must correspond with only you.
I'm very disgusted by the lack of professionalism with this organization. Not to mention that when I was consulting my crystal ball today, it showed that everything was running smoothly. I think you will be happy to know that I also noticed that Jupiter has conjunctified Neptune at 26°28'.
This is a rare and special celestial event whose influence should last for a 2.12 weeks. It has a very humanitarian impact because it seeks to unite us with others through things we share and have in common. It's extremely benevolent and encourages understanding, tolerance and acceptance. These are things I would have expected from your bank.
I'm sure you believe that I have not sent erroneous information to your bank. If you like, I even have the receipt that I will scan and send to you.
Just let me know how you would like to handle this situation. As far as I'm concerned, your bank is very rude and un-nice.
Sincerely,
Anitta
Professional Psychic/Palm Reader/Tarot Card Reader/Astrologer/Numerologist
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Author note: I sent another message to try to bait him into really yelling, but he never bit. Oh, well, I wasted a LOT of his time!
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